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mike and nappier discuss the following topics........ glee isn't going to be singing "use somebody" the puff daddy diddy p. puffy dirty money lawsuit....... a zillion dollars...... dr. drew: rapist....... mike's review of the movie "everywhere" nappier's not supposed to be around 12 year olds...... the colossus sound..... why mike hates that long haired guy....... combo meals....... nappier can't make a rocket....... the screenplay....... shooting coyotes....... zombies with guns....... well......bye........

this week's nappier karaoke is definitely right for the night.  light a fire, put on a silky robe, get the lotion and press play.

took a while to post this one...i'm putting it up as it's own high quality mp3 almost a year after it originally appeared on episode 4......but here it is. when you hear the lyrics to love songs, generally they're vague enough that any person can relate to at least some of it.  either that, or it's such touchy feely bullsh*t that you might just put it on in hopes to trick someone into banging you. when i thought about this, it made me sad.......cause nappier probably doesn't relate to any of them.  nappier's one of a kind.  so i decided to write a love song that was VERY SPECIFIC to nappier and his peculiar methods. enjoy.

MIKE AND NAPES DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS...... KENDALL DOESN'T WANT YOU TO WATCH HIM AND HOW THE INTERNET WORKS..... THE ZACK BRAFF MEME....... ANGRY, ANGRY SEX....... GUNS AND GUN LAWS....... CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS WHO TELL YOU IT'S BAD...... NAPPIER KARAOKE..... MIKE'S INTERPRETATION OF THE DISNEY FILM "TANGLED" BACK TO GUNS...... COMMERCIALS....... THE REX RYAN FOOT FETISH...... FORECASTING BOOBS.... well....bye....

mike, napes and paul discuss the following topics....... japanese porn..... cartoon sex/patty mayonaise...... STD tests...... hunting...... wars would be easier without camouflage...... catheders and peeing in the sink....... causes to get behind...... the paul gay/whore scale...... paul has a friend that is asexual....... the personal bathroom stall....... huck finn........ nappier's racist theatre: brought to you by pepsi...... kenneth tong........ jason statham...... the avatar porn....... a world without sex and a threesome with god..... the amazon kiddy toucher..... WELL......BYE.......

mike and napes discuss the following topics...... removing nativity scenes..... snowman goatees....... midgets for pedos....... finding Amelia Earnhardt...... don't ask/don't tell........ american idol for jerk material...... date rape....... hubert..... funnier than bill engvall..... larry the cable guy...... harm to society....... well......bye........

mike and nappier discuss the following topics........ diggers...... google voice isn't very accurate........ charlie brown: vag destroyer....... child abuse solved....... dead bodies in mexico........ the irish....... black jetsons...... candles...... denis leary vs. bill hicks...... hugh grant's little problem....... getting a raise for good work....... world of warcraft and calling in sick....... well.........bye........

this was cut from the show.  it doesn't really go anywhere and nappier suggested just removing it....which i did......but i might as well include it in case people like nappier's 20 minute gun rants. enjoy.

the second "best of" episode chronicling episodes 17-27 topics include...... nappier gets mad....... hobo hats..... magnets and how they work........ elite parking and graham crackers....... nappier's suicide prevention hotline...... old pizza hut stories....... rape dave..... poor apologies....... random condoms..... making love to you...... WELL.....BYE......

a little late for halloween....but nappier takes on a classic in this week's "nappier karaoke." the wheelbarrow full of dicks podcast is happy to present to you:  thriller!