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#72: TIME TO HEAL AND PUTTING THE OCTOPUS IN THERE

drunk, mike, nappier and paul discuss the following topics..... elmo say......... the swanky movie theater.......... virginity for a price....... call of duty pto....... networking/interviews/other podcasts/social anxiety (DURING THE BREAK, WE PLAY A SONG BY ANDREW FERRIS, THE VERY TALENTED GENTLEMAN THAT DID OUR THEME SONG.  I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HE WILL BE ON MR. PRODUCER'S SHOW DECEMBER 15TH TO DISCUSS HIS MUSIC AND WHATNOT.  KINDA COOL.  MIKE'S USUALLY IN THE CHAT FOR MR. PRODUCER'S SHOW, SO IF YOU'VE HEARD ANDREW FERRIS ON OUR SHOW AND WANT TO HEAR MORE, COME HANG OUT THAT NIGHT WITH ME IN THE CHAT AT RADIOFUBAR.COM) ALSO, DURING THE BREAK THERE WAS ANOTHER NAPPIER KARAOKE.  HOLLAR BACK GIRL.  SORRY ABOUT THAT. meat clown....... we talk about this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZSBq8geuJk0 buy a turkey fryer on craigslist....... anonymous sex........ leaning on vulgarity........ getting catfished........ internet dating...... drunk's storytime........ dumped and getting dumped and the broad network (from a guy who doesn't know how to work a microphone) no doubt and victoria's secret.......... spider man bandit....... james bond........ goldschlager......... texas wants out........ WELL........BYE.......... SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS FOR OUR NEWEST SEGMENT, "ASK DR. NAPPIER" TO WFODICKS@LIVE.COM OR CALL OUR VOICEMAIL AT (314)266-WFOD IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO HEAR BE INTERVIEWED OR WANT TO BE A GUEST ON OUR SHOW, TELL THEM TO CONTACT ME SO WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.  WE'RE BRANCHING OUT. CHECK OUT SOME OF THE OTHER PODCASTS LINKED ON OUR SITE.

#71: THE TRUMP INTERVIEW AND THE MITT MEGA PRAYER

nappier, mike, pauly dk and drunk discuss the following topics........ the mitt romney mega prayer.......... paul's history of mormonism........ terry bradshaw's bucket of chicken comment........ the g pass....... costume contests......... paul's concealed weapon...... nappier karaoke: so what meat clown mike and drunk bond on the topic of food gifts....... the number scale of 5's hooking up with 7's and the what have you....... mark bland cookies...... paul interviews nappier trump....... paul stock...... making grilled cheese fun....... the "like it in the pooper" national registry.... america's next big gameshow: dead chick or live animal....... acid on a pakistani girl.  bummer...... mike performs selections from the slumdog millionaire soundtrack...... burning books......... WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT OF OUR SILLY LITTLE SHOW.  IF YOU'RE A PODCAST WANTING TO SWAP COMMERCIALS, WE WOULD BE HAPPY TO STICK YOUR SPOT IN OUR BREAK.  JUST SEND THE MP3 FILE TO WFODICKS@LIVE.COM.  I HAVEN'T MADE A COMMERCIAL FOR US YET, BUT IF YOU SEND ME ONE I'LL ACTUALLY GET MOTIVATED TO DO IT.  PLEASE BE SURE TO FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @WFODicks @WFODicks2 and @NotWFOD or for a more personal touch, @Nappierisms @PJKStl @showzah.  also follow our guest from tonight @drunkardstl. we have a facebook page for you to "like" at facebook.com/WFODicks and a t-shirt for sale at HappyGoatShirts.com for a measly $8. (and yes, there's lady shirts now).  please rate and review us on itunes and give us a thumbs up on stitcher.  raising awareness of the show might actually get somebody somewhere to pay attention to us, at which point you may get us guests to torment or interesting interactions to discuss.  you never know.  but we're doing our damndest to entertain you and the least you could give us was a little damn encouragement by clicking a frickin' button.  just saying. WELL, BYE.......

#70: KICKING THE BANANA TREE AND BAD NANNIES

mike and nappier welcome paul back with the following topics........ the jack/sex ratio....... tattoos........ the nanny that killed kids........ legitimate rape vs. the lesser of the  rapes.......... castle laws, waiting outside....... nappier karaoke: kiss from a rose rabbit poundings calls in and talks about steers........ honey boo boo....... nappier on vanity ammo........ the donald trump challenge.... hairy mole boobs....... 60 cents is too much for cheese, burger king...... WELL........BYE....... follow paul at @pjkstl on twitter.  you can follow mike at @showzah.  for the occasional gem of a nappier quote, follow @nappierisms.  nappier doesn't tweet. we're on facebook.  go to facebook.com/WFODicks to "like" us and get updates, links to new episodes and tracklistings for the pre-show playlist that mike puts together for the hour before our show on radiofubar. check us out on stitcher.  check us out on itunes.  when you're on either, please give us favorable reviews.  it helps raise awareness of the show. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING WITH US, BEING A GUEST OR PARTICIPATING IN DETECTIVE NAPPIER: CRIME STORIES AS A CHARACTER........OR JUST HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS OR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SHARE, PLEASE CONTACT US AT WFODICKS@LIVE.COM.

#69: THE NECESSITY OF PERIOD SYNCS AND HULKAMANIA HALF CHUBS

mike and nappier discuss the following topics....... (we apologize.  the show sounded bad for the first 4-5 minutes.  mr. producer straightened us out) rape babies a gift from god? 14 year old girl strangled her baby to hide it from parents...... c section request....... better with zombies....... vampire boners........ lesbian period syncing.... the weenie dance shazam app extension....... speed cameras....... cyber sex....... hulk hogan sex tape........ taylor swift papa johns partnership........ full body shot album cover....... inspector gadget....... WELL........BYE.......

DETECTIVE NAPPIER: CRIME STORIES EPISODE 1

here is a higher quality stand-alone file tune in next time as we learn the fate of our hero

#68: STABBY GUY AND THE RETURN POLICY

MIKE, NAPPIER AND PAULY DEUCES DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS........ PAULY'S FAILED BIT........ THE GREAT HOTEL TELEVISION CAPER...... POLITICS BLAH BLAH BLAH......... STABBINGS VS. SHOOTINGS....... DETECTIVE NAPPIER: CRIME STORIES VOLUME 1 BEEG.COM/CATEGORIES/ASIANS' SHAVING HABITS.......... MANIFEST DESTINY........ @WFOD IS NOT US......... HANGING OUT WITH MARK BLAND.......... HANDKERCHIEF........ BACON SHORTAGES........ OUTGOING PHONE SEX COLD CALLING........ LORD OF THE RINGS/HARRY POTTER/COMIC BOOKS....... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, YOUR LEGACY DOESN'T MATTER..... WHAT DO YOU CALL SUBTWEETING IN PODCAST FORM?  SUBCAST?  SUBPOD?  THAT.  A LITTLE OF THAT. WELL.........BYE..........

#67: SIX-O GARY AND THE SONS OF ANARCHY

Mike and his trusty sidekick, Nappier discuss the following topics..... Japanese quarters/the garage sale/shoplifting...... One specific quizno's employee..... Taco bell additives...... Sons of anarchy and the three little pigs try....... Twilight pedophilia..... Walking dead/MRI..... Nappier does bumpers for all the shows..... 6-0 Gary...... Well.....bye.......

#66: STINK HOLE AND THE TRAP DOOR

the paul, mike, nappier and drunk show returns....... we discuss the following topics........ (309)740-1430 is the number to call when we're live.  (314)266-WFOD is the number to call when we're not live. fantasy football and drunkardstl on the twitters....... picking the correct male genetalia........ drunk's ideal mate........... is the big giant deal a gift......................or a curse? judge dredd.......... weeding out the less productive people........... unintentionally sexy story #2: sex slavery secret mike........... detective nappier: crime stories.......... asking for favors......... birth control and stink holes....... religion and cloning........ WELL.......BYE.............

#65: RUINING THE UNBOXING AND THE DISTRACTION OF FLASHING LIGHTS

drunkardstl on the twitters joins mike, paul and napes to discuss the following topics........... touching on the nhl lockout.......... the q.............. paul was a dick to our first caller........... mike makes girls cry.......... ruining the unboxing........... if you could siz your own diz, would you? exercise powered sex toys.......... the power of marketing.......... podcheese/dead birds............ the piggy back bandit.......... amputees......... unintentional sexy news stories.......... nappier's getting pictures of blankets sent to him in the chat........ we all learn............ the bible makes mention of the city of butt sex.......... the uncomfortable moment when you realize there's no gratification from lesbian rape............. mario/luigi 69 poop examples........... for a million dollars.......... WELL...........BYE.............

#64: COUNTING THE RINGS AND THE MILF TRANSITION

what happens when the wheelbarrow full of dicks are commissioned to do a commercial? it turns into a long, drawn out ordeal......and mike laughs way too much and hurts himself. MIKE, NAPES AND PAULY DISCUSS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS.......... the high road........ mr. producer calls in to test our skype.  i think paul's kind of a dick to him (let me know what you think)......... mitch.......... the electricity goes out......... what you do in the bathroom......... paul's in charge........ wash your hands......... let's call him jerry........ the pier one rap........ the porn lady transition......... call me maybe......... WELL........BYE..........