#88: SCOOPING AND ACCIDENTALLY FINDING MITCH

March 26, 2013

mike, nappier, drunk and paul discuss the following topics........

supportive folks.......

the kid that shot a baby in the face.......

sweet and sassy........

mike's twitter bits.......

ASK DR. NAPPIER (thanks to @oozypoo, @fortyflirth, @starryspice, @indiotechknow and @deadman_talking for the questions)

question 1 sets paul into a story about drugs........

question 2 is about erectile dysfunction.......

question 3 births the phrase "scooping."

there's a whole bunch of questions. it ends up going to the story about a twitter pal (and radio fubar listener) who was outed by the new york post and will more than likely lose his job.  i personally don't know the guy, but i know that he and i retweeted eachother on multiple occasions and had a few back and forth @ mentions.  seemed like a good dude to me.  i raise the topic of your identity as an individual being none of your employers' business, but my co-hosts aren't in the mood to rally behind me. surprise, surprise.

BREAK: NAPPIER DOES WHEN DOVES CRY

what's in drunk's mouth? mandy from the firnecast calls in to try for the victory. does she succeed? FIND OUT!

issues with the snow.......

the WFOD hollywood fantasy league........

WELL......BYE....

the WFOD HOLLYWOOD FANTASY LEAGUE is a new internal contest among the 4 regulars of the wheelbarrow full of dicks internet radio program.  it is a hybrid of both fantasy sports and movies.  our friend jesse started a league in 2010 and i wanted to join....but it was already full. so a few years later....i'm stealing the idea.  so now i get to play. there.

here are the rules copied directly from jesse's original league (but slightly modified to fit our needs).  if this goes well, we may do it again for june/july, but this is just something we're trying. let us know if we're boring you.

The HFL challenges owners to draft movies with the best combination of ticket sales and critical acclaim.

Here's how it works:

The Draft: Every two months, the owners of the HFL will have a draft to determine which movies are on their team's roster.

The Rosters: Each owner drafts three movies. The movies must have a release date sometime in the scoring period.

Scoring: Each movie's score is determined by multiplying its box office revenue by its Metacritic.com score. For example, let's say Movie X grossed $125 million and had a Metacritic score of 56%. It would earn 70 points for its HFL team. Combine the points of each team's movies, and you get the team's overall score.

Scoring notes:

Box office totals are calculated for the first two weeks of a movie's release.

Metacritic score on the movie's second week is used.

THE FIRST SCORING PERIOD RUNS FROM APRIL 1ST-MAY 31ST. THERE WAS A SNAKE DRAFT DONE ON THE AIR AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS........

ROUND 1:

MIKE: IRON MAN 3

NAPPIER: STAR TREK 2

DRUNK: GREAT GATSBY

PAUL: EPIC

PAUL: PAIN AND GAIN

DRUNK: OBLIVION

NAPPIER: EVIL DEAD

MIKE: HANGOVER 3

MIKE: FAST AND FURIOUS 6

NAPPIER: 42

DRUNK: PEEPLES

PAUL: BIG WEDDING

THERE WAS ALSO AN ADDED SIDE FEATURE TO THE REMAINING 4 MOVIES WHERE YOU CAN GAIN BONUS POINTS (10% ADDED TO THE METACRITIC SCORE OF YOUR LOWEST RATED MOVIE) IF YOU CAN CORRECTLY GUESS WHICH MOVIE MAKES THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY IN IT'S FIRST 2 WEEKS OF RELEASE.

DRUNK TOOK BEFORE MIDNIGHT, PAUL TOOK SCARY MOVIE 5, NAPPIER TOOK MUD AND MIKE TOOK LORDS OF SALEM.

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#87: CSI TEAMS AND EUGENE LEVY’S DARK MEAT CHALLENGE

March 19, 2013

mike, nappier, drunk and paul make what i consider the poorest attempt at podcasting ever recorded.

steve martin......

man with no penis........

faucets and gray eyebrow hairs.....

gas prices......

the worst show ever......

goat videos........

BREAK: LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG

killing me softly with his song. killing me softly.

things start to go bad.......

ask dr. nappier (questions recieved from @theguitarbeast and @deadman_talking)

do the hustle.......

therapeutic dogs.......

nappier is in a video game tournament.......

dick's sporting goods suicide story.....

peanut butter and jelly is racist.....

second choice lines........

they finally break me.......

nappier fails at ending the show.....

WELL........BYE.........

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NAPPIER KARAOKE: GLYCERINE

March 19, 2013

here's the one from last week. bush's glycerine.

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#86: ATTEMPTED MURDER AND THE DADDY STITCH

March 12, 2013

mike, nappier, paul and ryan discuss the following topics.......

dinosaurs......

religion and lottery.......

mike's an attempted murderer........

bath buddy revisited........

BREAK: NAPPIER DOES "GYCERINE"

the daddy stitch.......

the nurse that wouldn't do CPR.......

every man for himself........

the wfod zombie exit plan.......

game of thrones......

ask dr. nappier (thanks to @starryspice for the questions)

walking your dog.......

grumpy cat......

sim city and neontaster and uniformed opinions and ea..........

WELL........BYE..........

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#85: DREAM INTERPRETATIONS AND MIKE’S BATH BUDDY

March 5, 2013

mike and his sister, michelle bring you the GREATEST BROTHER AND SISTER PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.......

until she hangs up on him cause she has better stuff to do.

mike, nappier and drunk discuss the following topics.......

paul is the black cloud of the show.......

dorktown rankings are up. mike's pissed......

mike shares......

holy wars/holy sh1t......

we get into poop talk.

lisa renna.......

nappier is in to e-cigarettes........

nappier talks about his engagement......

uniformed opinions promotion for the wounded warriors project......

BREAK: ME AND MY TALKING DICK EPISODE 3 FEATURING THE GREAT BENNY MICHAELS FROM PODCHEESE....... (if you're not already listening, don't be stupid. podcheese.podbean.com)

talking about tomb raider again.......

mike's bath buddy.......

corporate wfod.......

getting eaten by a sinkhole.......

interpreting mike's dreams......

an attack of church mall......

there's some book of mormon and skyfall talk. not sure what's what. it's kind of going on at the same time.

i think we admit to committing crimes here.

the country singer that shot her dog and then herself......

not really sure why anyone would want to talk about chyna's sex tape, but apparently it was important to nappier to bring it up.........

canned bacon.......

eating camel and lion and shikabob and mike.......

we talk about the girl who cried wolf (and by wolf, i mean rape) here's the story we talk about http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284677/Compulsive-liar-Elizabeth-Jones-cried-rape-11-times-jailed.html

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ME AND MY TALKING DICK EPISODE 3: LIKE A BOSS

March 5, 2013

the third episode of me and my talking dick features benny michaels from the great PODCHEESE podcast.  if you're not listening to podcheese, you're wrong.

in this episode, steve has a talk with his supervisor at work.

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